Thursday, April 2, 2009

April Fools

tHIS IS AN EMAIL THAT ONE OF MY CO WORKERS SENT OUR BOSS YESTERDAY...I THOUGHT IT WAS SO FUNNY!

I have decided to put my two weeks notice in as of today. The following are just a few reasons why:

10. I hate getting up so early while all my loser friends who don’t have jobs, get to sleep in.
9. We don’t have home made breakfast waiting for us every morning, what’s up with that!
8. I have a callous on my left pinky toe due to wearing dress shoes all day long….
7. The Marietta office prank calls me all day long while breathing really heavy over the phone and I can’t get my work finished..( I’ve asked them to stop several times, but they won’t ….I think I have a crush on one of them now. )
6. If I have to say “It’s a great day at Mancan” one more time while I have really bad cramps, I think I may just have to shoot someone.
5. I have nightmares sometimes that Jennifer Smith came back to Mancan, and I have to read all her ridiculous emails going on and on and on…
4. Every morning when I come to work, Terri makes me stand on one leg and sing the National Anthem, in Spanish! She said it does me good, since Spanish is the 2nd language now these days!
3. Terri & Jen’s idea of “Casual Friday” is wearing their Mancan shirts with no pants. I really can’t take seeing them in their G-strings anymore.
2. Doug Allen has now started to email me at home for jobs…
And the number one reason I am quitting:
I have found on several occasions that for free advertisement due to the cut backs, Terri has put my name and number on the bathrooms doors of many public places and it says: For a free “ job”, call Beth at Mancan!

21 comments:

Karol said...

That's awesome!

Cassie said...

hahaha! I love the bathroom wall one. so funny!

Christina said...

HaHa... Hope your boss has a sense of humor! :-)

Cindy said...

Hahaha, lol!!! Hope she still has a job....

Kelly said...

that is awesome!!!

Funny in my mind said...

That is funny as hell. I am happy (or sad) nobody put their notice in for me. There are a few I wouldn't miss.

Sam_I_am said...

Ha, my boss gets terrified if I mention quitting. I should have done that yesterday.

Serenity said...

LOL...That was wonderful!

Z's Mom said...

hahaaha...yeah, I hope your boss had a sense of humor!

Carey-Life in the Carpool Lane said...

Very funny! I hope it was followed up with a "just kidding" letter!

Lori said...

Very funny!

Keeper of the Skies Wife said...

Too funny!!!

April said...

EXCELLENT!

Grand Pooba said...

LOL! Nice, I would have loved to see bosses face!

R Susanna said...

Hilarious! Thanks for making me laugh.

Lori said...

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Hope you had a great weekend!

thesixkents said...

Fun!
There's nothing like getting to tell a cranky boss at a snore of a job "BUH_BYE!". Even if it is just for one day...

Mandy said...

Good for you!

I wish you all the luck in the whole world. I have tried on and off for YEARS to kick the habit.

I know I will be able to do it someday...

I love your blog, btw!

Monica said...

haha love it ! This cracked me up!

Nicole O'Dell said...

LOL in this economy, she's lucky they didn't hand her a cardboard box to pack her stuff in! LOL

I LOVE #6!

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